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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Canada Day Special: 10 Things I Love About Canada (also) What You Love About Canada, Road Crew Firings and Young The Giant
Issue 5, Volume 1
Friday, July 1, 2011
This special Canada Day Issue reviews some of the great things about Canada. Above photograph for the On The Street section is from Ottawa, circa 2008. This is myself, on the Lester B. Pearson statue.
10 Things I Love About Canada
I've been a Canadian all my life. And although there have been many times that myself, and others that I know try to discuss our cultural heritage as if it belongs to the Irish, German, French, Ukranian, etc. - in the end, we are all Canadian. I am Canadian. As much as I rag on our patriotism, where's mine? Well I'd like to show a little by including the 10 things I love about my country. This is in no particular order.
1) The Music
We are all a part of The Canadian Sound: the interesting isolated and frigid music that we identify as having a sound all our own. The Tragically Hip, for example, have used a ton of references or written about, specifically Canadian things. It's one of those things where you have to live here to get it. In terms of our independent musicians, Canada cranks out some of the best indie has to offer. Think about Arcade Fire's international success, for example. Our music is good, thoughtful, and has a certain sound that we all love.
2) The CFL
I've heard people complain before about how 'Canada is the United States of the North' and that we let too many franchises like McDonalds or Wal Mart set-up on our soil. The CFL is an example of an unwavering Canadian institution that is uniquely ours. Most of our CFL clubs date back to the turn of the last century, which is more than the NFL (AFL/NFL formerly) can brag about. Through time, we have always kept the CFL consistant by requiring a certain amount of non-import players (and if you think this can't make the CFL good - look at the Riders' former canadian air force of Fantuz, Dressler et al that ate defenses alive). We have also stuck to our own rules, field size, and amount of men on the field.
3) Our Alcohol
We've got some of the best booze on the planet, which is strange for a relatively young country. Our microbrewed beer is always the best; and the less mainstream labels like Sleeman's and Keith's are decidedly better than most other countries in the world. Canada has always been able to brag that we have good beer. But hey, look at Crown Royal. We've got some great other stuff too.
4) Our Geography
Where else can you go that has prarie, frozen tundra, mountains, glaciers, two different oceans, boreal forests, rain forests and technically a desert zone. Yeah, okay, the States, but ours is all way closer. In Alberta alone we have prarie, grassland, mountains, foothills, forests, lakes, rivers, tundra, desert, and if you keep driving into BC, you can also see rain forest and the pacific ocean. Not bad. Not bad at all. The great thing about our geography is that we have so much of it for only 35 million people or so. In other words, we all get to use it quite a bit.
5) Canadians
I've been able to work with Torontonians, party in Ottawa with their locals in a sports bar while the Sens were making a cup run. I've gone to Karaoke at a Legion with Vancouverites. I've worked with a lot of Newfies (and haven't we all). I've got friends from big cities and small towns. And everyone, when it comes down to the fact we're Canadian, gets along. There is some question of how we treat each other lately, unfortunately, but for the most part, we're all awesome.
6) Our Famous People
I'm not talking about Celine Dion, Justin Bieber or Michael Buble here. But for the most part, our internationally known stars always stay Canadian. We're always proud of them for all the things they do. Michael J. Fox, Ryan Gossling, Mike Meyers - these are people we see, and go "hey he's Canadian you know!" And they always do us justice by being great, polite, well mannered and behaved ambassadors from our Country. When was the last time you heard about a Canadian star being on house arrest for drunk driving?
7) Our Economic System
We are lucky to live in a Keynesian economic system. Our partially socialist state allows post secondary education to be affordable for most people (I priced out UCLA, that stuff is messed compared to here), to have the ability to have free health care, and to have social programs that help assist us through rough times. In addition to this, our Keynesian system means that our country will always attempt to adjust interest rates and stick a hand in where they feel they might help us economically speaking. Now, of course, I am a very critical of our system, but that's only to prove on the great stuff we already have, or to keep what we have from falling apart. But ultimately, we do have a high quality of life.
8) Our Political System
We live in a place where we have the ability to vote for our elected leaders, and are free from persecution for our political beliefs. Post election, there are a lot of you that are upset, especially about the ruling to withdraw funding from parties on a per-vote basis. However, we aren't in a bi-partisan system, a dictatorship, or a pretend-democracy like so many other places around the world. We had a socialist 'communist' party run in our riding. They didn't get shot by military personnel. Their members didn't get blacklisted and put in jail for possibly being communists. We're free to express our political nature, our religious beliefs, our sexual orientations, our outlook on life, and I can freely bash the government on here all I like. In China, I probably wouldn't have access to a blog.
9) Literacy
Although rates have fallen in the past few years, we're still one of the most literate countries in the world. What goes with this? Not only do we know the capitals of our own provinces and territories, but we also know the capitals to a lot of states and provinces in other countries, and find them on a map too. We can sing the US anthem, when a lot of their own performers forget the words. We are smart people. But - we are also humble about it. Canadians don't need to brag.
10) Our Armed Forces
Now and in the past, our Armed Forces have always done the best we could to not only uphold our country's freedoms, but uphold the freedoms and human rights in other countries with the UN and in peacekeeping missions. Of course, our greatest achievements, and something we should never forget, are our victories in World War I and World War II, where we sent many a brave men to die on the field of battle, and in spite of America's late entry in to the conflict, so many battle victories can be pinned squarely on the Canadian Forces.
Things You Love About Canada
What exactly do other Canadians love about Canada? Aside from hockey and beer. Jamie indicated, "that I have the freedom to leave it behind me, to not participate in elections and to say I fucking hate the way this country is run without being subject to the threat of violence by our authorities." There is a lot in that one statement that represents the type of freedom we have here. While a lot of the time we blatantly insult or ignore our federal system, this is okay for us to do, because we live in Canada, and freedom of speech, without commiting hate crime, is acceptable. Commentary is the biggest thing. We can talk about our country as poorly as we want, but the worst someone can say is, "maybe you should move." Being critical of our own political system does not constitute treason here. On a more positive note, Craig simply wrote, "the people." I indicated the same earlier. That no matter where you go, you can find polite people and people who could potentially be your friend; and that we're all united by that one simple fact that we are Canadian. On a lighter note, Ashlee wrote that, "they have the best ceasars." True to this fact. I know that Ashlee has tried Ceasars in Mexico and in the States and the taste there has come up short of however we happen to make them here (slightly different than anywhere else apparently). Hey, sometimes it's the little things that mean the most.
I Have No Editor - Road Crew Firings
So I read this in the Metro, I know, great source right? But then I saw it later on Global, so it must be true. Apparently Edmonton felt that so many projects were not taken care of on time or on budget, and too much meandering was done, that most of the individuals in charge may be sent packing. Meanwhile, city infrastructure is reporting that they realize that there are too many projects right now, and that Edmontonians are frustrated, but we are in a period of low construction costs, and therefore are trying to get as much done as possible.
What I'm hearing is essentially two conflicting stories. On the one hand, the city is blasting their infrastructure department because things were ill planned, and on the other hand, you have the infrastructure department saying that we're doing this because the city told us to get as much done as possible while the price is down. The city is saying these officials have f'd around enough to be paying too much for projects. The department is saying they are doing so many projects to avoid paying too much. So who's right?
I agree with getting things done on time, and on budget, and if budget means a specific time, then so be it. It's better than us living with a giant infrastructural mistake for several years, as we often do in this city. But 'recognizing Edmontonians are losing their patience' isn't enough. It takes me 45 minutes to make a drive home that usually should take me under 10 minutes at non peak times. And if you recommend transit to me, I don't see how that's a fix. The bus has to sit in traffic just the same as I do.
Ultimately the city might just be blasting the department so we all feel a little relieved. "Oh, the city gets our pain now, thank God." Yeah, well, that doesn't mean anything's being done about your ridiculous commute.
Music This Week - Young The Giant
I was going to do Matt Good, I really was, but actually there is a good reason I'm saving it for next week. So instead, I wanted to listen to another chart topping artist, and tell you if this one is really worth it or not.
Young The Giant hails from Irvine, California (that's in Orange County) and their self titled debut was released in late 2010. Strangely, on Roadrunner records (formerly mostly metal), YTG has found most of it's success with their first single My Body on the Canadian Charts, where they reached as high as #2 on the CDN Alt Rock charts and #4 on the CDN rock charts. They rose only to #5 on the US Alt charts and #16 on the US rock charts.
One of the reasons for this is that YTG has a little more in common with bands we seem to love alternatively here in Canada. The quieter and more subdued tracks on this album draw a parallel to Pilot Speed, like in Islands or perhaps the Shins or the Stills. There is even a little disco-rock sound on the track St. Walker reminiscent of Finger Eleven.
Ultimately though, I find this album fairly boring, and something that would make great background music. Sure the album has a great lead off single in My Body and their next single Apartment will probably be decently well received, but aside from tracks like St. Walker and Cough Syrup, the album begins to sound very sonically repetitive after a while.
Great work for their debut, but all in all, I'd have to give this album a 6/10. In other words, getting this album on vinyl is a waste of your money. But downloading it and putting it on as background music during dinner with your friends works.
Letters To The Editor
Write me at rbw2@ualberta.ca and I will post and respond fairly to your letter.
Next Week
-Pushing Singles: The State of the New Music Industry
-The AutoShare Revolution: Don't need a car all day, every day? Share it.
-Matthew Good and The Foo Fighters
-All New Art
Have a fantastic Long Weekend, and Happy Birthday Canada!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
What to Riot About (also) Idiot Dean, Awolnation
Friday, June 24, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
The Unemployment Issue
Monday, June 6, 2011
Florida Piss Test, Poor City Planning, The Souvs and '68 GTO
Issue 2, Volume 1
Friday June 10, 2011
Our On The Streets segment this week is a photo of a 1968 GTO in the Whyte Ave Southpark GM lot. It's obviously there to attract some attention, just as Don Wheaton's warehouse is a fantastic gallery of rare and expensive vehicles that might just get you to buy a Cruze. The old neon lights and the crazy dealership flags that still exist on Wheaton and Southpark got me thinking about how much our city changes, and not always for the best. This car stands here as a reminder of what the lot looked like in '68. At that time there weren't that many car dealerships to go to. I was once helping my friend look for a new vehicle, and had a discussion with a salesman who was uncertain about his future. "We have a new website up if you want to take a look. Eventually going online will pretty much replace us in the used car department. Thirty years ago, you made friends with your car salesman and came back to see him if you had a good relationship with him. Also people only drove Chevys or only drove Fords. Now people will go pretty much to anyone who will either finance them or give them the lowest payments." That doesn't always mean the best or most personable service. I was pretty happy with my service at Healy Ford. Of course, they haven't been owned by the Healys in a good long time. The dealership picked up and moved to Sherwood Park and became Sherwood Ford, now meaning if I want to get my annual maintenance I have to drive all the way out there, when I used to be very close do their downtown location. After it closed, they tossed a lot of stuff out. At my friend's barbecue, me and another gentleman jumped into their commercial dumpsters and found a few cool remnants of the old times. I'm not going to say which signs I have and where I keep them, but let's just say they're super old, and from Ford's oldest dealership, that's pretty cool. Healy actually moved to the 103rd street location in 1963, after abandoning the lot on Jasper and 105th. Their old showroom is now the Boston Pizza downtown location, and their old lot is just a parking lot. Many people on Connect To Edmonton mourn the loss of the downtown dealership for possibly more downtown charge parking, which is unsightly. For more about city planning, see the feature below.
The 1968 GTO above was the first year of the 'endura' cars - called that for the 'endura' plastic/resin front nose. You can tell the 1968 from 1969 most easily by the grille. 1969 GTO's have a horizontal slat that runs about in the middle of the grille on each of the two grille divisions. In 1968 you could have gone to Southpark and ordered a GTO (GM's A-Body) with either a 3 speed auto, or a 4 speed manual. You could have had a 400 cubic inch V8, or the massive '455 Super Duty' 455 cubic inch engine. You could have also had white-wall radial tires at no extra charge, but there are rumors that very few cars came with this option, as B.F. Goodrich had some sort of manufacturing problem. So the majority of the cars came with bias ply tires. Pontiac had some interesting options, such as the hood mounted tachometer, or the 'endura delete' option, which would have given you the unholy looking iron mask sort of front (it was all chromed) that appeared on the LeMans in 1968. Basically the same car without the whole performance persona, and the ability to be a 4 door sedan, convertible or station wagon. Also it didn't have the same big block options, the smallest was a 3.5L I6 (230 cubes) and the largest was GM's old reliable 350 V8. Pontiac is somewhat special to the Canadian heritage. Pontiac insisted on rebadging cars to sell only to the Canadian market. So for example, unlike our southern neighbors, you could order a Pontiac Acadian. It was the Pontiac version of the Chevrolet II Nova, and there was also an A-body Pontiac Beaumont, which was a Chevrolet Chevelle rebadged. The name was supposedly to help sell the Canadian built cars to Canadians, by giving them Canadian names, and by offering packages supposedly more in tune with Canadian buyers. My neighbor has a purple Beaumont that looks like it drove here straight from 1976, with purple flecked paint and machined centerline wheels. He likes to rev it a lot. We have a lot of cars over here on this side of the street that can rev right back at him.
Florida To Screen Welfare Recipients - Causes Canadians To Hate Own System
Florida passed legislation, effective 1 July 2011 that will see welfare recipients need to be drug tested (or piss tested) just like Minnesota Vikings players, in order to receive their checks. I say 'checks' because we're talking about an American issue. The recipients will have to pay in advance to get their money, but will be reimbursed as long as they pass.
Why does this matter to me? Well it matters to all of us. Although some have called the bill 'profiling' because of the vast amount of certain cultural groups on welfare, it seems more just that taxpayers don't want their money going to pay for someone else's contraband. And can we blame them?
This spawned an all out debate on one of my friend's facebook wall. She said we should do something like this in Canada. In fact, while Florida is making it harder to get aid money, the NDP successfully voted in, last term, to decrease EI waiting times, ensuring individuals get money faster. EI is a bad example however, because your entitlement amount and duration are based on what you've paid into it. So you if you are effectively snorting or rolling and smoking your EI cheques (CDN issue CDN spelling) then you might be rolling and smoking your own contribution. I couldn't, however, believe the brazen and arrogant attitudes of some individuals on the wall. "I can think of a bunch of friends I wouldn't have to pay for." Wrote one person (corrected for spelling and grammar). "We'd be better off doing that here...we all got the same chances in life." (Corrected for spelling and grammar again). I couldn't believe my eyes when I found out that some individuals that had used social programs said they should be abolished. Is it because they found out first hand that Canadians were wasting their money?
HRM Canada reported that the unemployment rate was at 7.1% as of 1 May 2011. That is approximately 2,343,000 Canadians out of work that, as to be considered 'unemployed' should technically have jobs. That is potentially 2.3 million Canadians (think if all of Edmonton plus all of Red Deer were all unemployed) on EI. Approximately 5.1% (as of 2009-2010) of Canadians are on welfare. However, the government of British Columbia reports that 80% of those that leave, do so because they have found a job and do not require social assistance as their new employment income is substantial.
What would 2.3 million Canadians do if they had to piss test before every EI, Welfare, or Subsidy cheque? What if you had to piss test before you got a student loan?
You have to understand that I was shocked not because people were indicating they didn't want social welfare to go to individuals who were using it to buy illegal drugs (not that addiction is an illness or anything) but calling for abolition to all these programs entirely. What would 2.3 million Canadians do without any assistance at all? One of these people indicated they had been both on EI and in subsidized housing. I inquired what he would do if he didn't have that. He replied with 'it was only for a month.' In that month, didn't it help you? 'I would have sold stuff if I needed to get by.' - So in that case you knew you were only going to be on it for exactly a month?
Whilst I applaud this ignorant individual for being able to find himself out of whatever hole he found himself in, the rest of us know that unemployment can happen at any time. What if your union strikes, or you work for a major company that lays off a ton of people during an economic turndown? What if you decide to pursue further education? What if you become injured or sick?
There's no doubt that social assistance is required, and social assistance in Canada is expected; we are a country that employs socialist tendencies. We expect these things to be there for us when we need them, and for the most part, we don't mind paying for them. Mostly, we just don't want that money going to 'some junky' or 'some prostitute' or 'some single crackhead mom who doesn't know what a condom is and keeps pumping out kids.' These aren't things I just made up on the spot.
So do we cancel ALL social assistance? No. Do we piss test people and deny them if they fail? No. Do we piss test people? Maybe.
Social programs can be stimulating to an economy if done right. The old adage about teaching a man to fish? That applies here. Perhaps a person needs assistance to get off drugs and could use employment training. Pay for that with tax dollars, and you have a functional worker that is contributing to the economy and ta-da taxes too, that allows his 'debt' to be repaid while also helping others.
There's only one problem with this. You can have a skilled worker...but you have to have a job to put him in. And there aren't that many. More on this next issue.
Ultimately, social programs need to be monitored for efficiency and efficacy. Could we upgrade in Canada? Sure. But we don't need to deny based on drug screening to know that we could have a better teach-a-man-to-fish system. Of course, with our prisons already being revolving doors and some of our justice system a joke, how do we expect this change to be made? Write your MP, ladies and gentleman, write your MP.
I Have No Editor - Poor City Planning
The I have no editor section is where I rant about something, possibly incoherently, that wouldn't make a real magazine.
Here is an issue that's close to my heart. I was once told, after ranting about the inherent infrastructure problems in YEG, specifically the planning, that I should be happy about where I live or move away. It was from a person who lived in Sherwood Park. Yeah.
I don't think it's wrong to complain or bitch about what's going on in your city, or how poorly your city was planned. If you don't complain...if no one complains, how are things supposed to improve?
Let's talk about the recent Edmonton developments in planning and what Edmonton has up their sleeve, good and bad, as rated by me.
Downtown Arena
A lot of individuals are saying that 'I don't want my tax dollars to go to pay for this thing from any level of government.' Granted, I understand that. But you don't give yourself a lot of credibility when your protest sign reads 'I DO NOT WANT TO LIVE IN KATSVILLE' and the person who has been investing in Edmonton's name is Katz. First of all, what's wrong with Katz? He's put a ton of his own money into Edmonton. I have had the privilege while taking my nursing prerequisites to pass through the Katz center on campus. It's beautiful. I wish the University was given private money from all wealthy capitalists. Trust me, you'll hate the idea until you're using one of the facilities, and then you'll change your mind. Ultimately though I don't think these people who are protesting understand what's happening here. For one, redeveloping an area such as the area of 107th street isn't just a good idea, it's needed. This has degraded to one of the worst areas in the city. Don't believe me? Drive by 'Milla's pub' on 101st at any time during the day, and you should be able to see Edmonton's Finest overworked. Ultimately there doesn't need to be low-rent districts with a ton of crime. There are ways to redevelop areas so that they are still affordable and don't turn into 'slums' so to speak. But I'm getting off topic here.
Imagine that someone told you that you would pay for part of a house, but the house would be yours, and then they'd rent the house from you. So you pay for a part of the house, and you get to own the whole house, and then you're going to make revenue because the person that helped you pay for it and renovate it is also going to rent it from you. That's the whole idea with the downtown arena. The city gets to keep the arena, and the development that they're partially paying for, and Katz is going to lease it from them.
Let's face it, Edmonton has dropped the ball on a lot of things by stalling. I know people wanted to wait, but when you're saying that "construction costs are going up, and everyone will have to pay more." I get that some people are suspicious that Katz is forcing the city's hand, but we also remember about construction costs related to the 23rd ave overpass. Did USL force the city's hand by increasing material costs? Or did Edmonton just wait to long.
In my view, people who don't want a downtown arena (which isn't just an arena but an entire area redevelopment) DON'T GET IT. Investing in your city for its' own benefit is a good thing. I feel like these are the same people who say that, "that money would be better used on healthcare" not realizing that healthcare is funded not by municipalities, but by the province and federal government.
Bike Path Routes
There's something to be said for on-street bike path routes. I'm beginning to think that 'transportation engineer' is another word for 'moron' just like 'pump attendant' is another word for 'pump jockey' and 'mentally disabled' is another word for 'retarded' and on and on. Apparently Edmonton is getting 16 new bike routes. These are on street bike routes though. So that's kind of like adding a bus route. All it means is that the bus goes down another street. So all this means is they're just painting lines on an existing road that mark it as an on-street bike path. Usually this means that this takes away a certain lane for a certain amount of time during a commute, but not always. If they're wide roads, sometimes it can be a dedicated lane. But if not, it's just some signs and some paint. So how is this a bike path? Isn't it just now basically a promotion to ride your bike on the road? You can do that anyway, it's not illegal. You just have to give hand signals and behave as any other vehicle. You know what we could use? REAL bike paths!
In Conclusion
Mandell has done some great things while in power. But the scariest quote was when he was heard about two weeks ago saying that 'if they don't have the money to do the LRT right - right now - that we would do sections and plug in when we have the money' AHH. WHAT? So isn't that the same kind of thinking that left the transit system the same for 18 years before another stop was added, and like 22 years for Clareview station NOT to be a temporary platform?
New Music
Rarely to I get a chance to actually talk about a local YEG band, or Albertan band, but I have the fantastic chance to talk about one today.
The Souvs are a local group from right here in Edmonton, and sure, I might be a little biased, because I happen to have been introduced to Sarah Martens at a friend's barbecue, and of course, as musicians do, we started talking about music.
Their self-titled release EP (well you can call it Souvs EP) is a 6 song work that, as Sarah put it, was a year in the making.
The initial poppy riffs have a great clean-tonal quality, albeit low-fi, but it will remind you of old Eric's Trip releases, again just cleaner. The lead off It's A Start is a Stars type number with male and female vocals both, but the album builds from there. Rather than just being a one dimensional keyboard/telecaster pop pony, this horse ends up as one of a darker colour. By the time you get to Is Is Is you see the more serious side of the Souvs. That in contrast to Connecting Flight which gives me more of a Tokyo Police Club vibe.
The album is available from their website at:
http://souvs.bandcamp.com/album/souvs-ep
It's a 'pay what you can' download of the entire album, and I recommend you pay something. We all know that local musicians generally do not get paid for live shows, and don't get paid for their recordings, but actually have quite a few expenses. So if you love the music, support it in any way you can. Also, feel free to support the band when they play at the Electric Sloth Festival on June 24, 2010 in Borden Park. Remember Borden Park? Did your elementary school class ever go there for your end of the year party? It's the one with the ampitheater, wading pool and it's got the big swings.
Letters To The Editor
rbw2@ualberta.ca
I haven't actually received any letters yet. But send them to me, and I'll take them into consideration.
Last Week's Art
This was the background for last week's page. It includes, among other things, a Schlitz ad that says, "don't worry honey, you didn't burn the beer!" As well as a mustang replica ad of a model T ad. There's an ad for an Oldsmobile Hearse, and an incredibly bisexual-swinger type advertisement for the Opel Kaddett. This week's art is a tribute to the new 'Pepsi Throwback.' The story behind throwback goes like this. In about 1985, when Coke released New Coke; most soft drinks changed to high fructose corn syrup. It was in response to government tariffs on cane and cane sugar. Coke went back to its' coke classic after a short time, while Pepsi evolved to add citric acid and continued using HFCS. The Pepsi throwback might make you feel young again, like all diet Pepsi claims to do, simply by giving you the flavour you remember. Although made with real sugar, it actually contains 1 gram less sugar than standard Pepsi per serving. And the citric acid is gone too. Pepsi says they'll continue to sell it as long as people continue to demand it. Considering PC has to say 'limit 4 per customer' - I don't think that's going to be a problem.
Next Issue
Next issue is the (un)employment issue. Feel free to send in stories of unemployment and barely scraping by. We'll be joined by a few guest editors of fairly high fame who I am not going to yet disclose, just in case I don't receive anything from them. Read the next issue on Friday, June 17. By the way, our last issue got over 50 hits. Thanks readers! RSS or add us!
Friday, June 3, 2011
YEG Slutwalk Is Like Fighting To End Retard Jokes (also) AMC Concord and Rural Alberta Advantage
ISSUE 1 Volume 1
Friday June 3, 2011
First Post
That's right. A new blog. Smell that new blog smell?
The above photo was taken from inside of Mousy Brown's Salon at 10240-124 Street, YEG. That's my Mustang down there. I thought for the first post I'd introduce the aim of this blog. In this blog, I will post interesting sights I see, I will post sociopolitical and socioeconomic commentary (which can be funny, angering, nail biting, irrelevent, etc) and I will post about music, films, and current issues. I will also post thoughts that come into my head, because I have a lot of them, and I can't seem to keep them in. I welcome as much commentary as possible in return. I even welcome guest columnists (hey, it's a great way to get more readers for both of us - if blog fame is what you're out for). Without further ado, I bring you Issue 1 of what I hope will be a regular occuring read in your RSS feed.
Edmonton to host YEG Slutwalk
Saturday June 4, 2011 will see Edmonton host its very own 'slutwalk' and hope not to be first annual. If you're like me, you're curious what slutwalk is all about. I thought at first, that slutwalk was something like zombie walk. Instead of dressing like zombies, everone dresses like sluts. Well it is. But the undertone of the walk has a powerful message. That is that victims of sexual violence do not deserve it because of the way they were dressed. I get that. I've always gotten that. See, I'm opposed to Slutwalk. I applaud anything that brings awareness to sexual violence, but Slutwalk to me is akin to dressing up like mentally or physically challenged people, to advocate that we shouldn't make fun of people by calling them retards or gimps. Did I just say something inflammatory? Of course I did! It is important to note that anyone who dresses a certain way doesn't deserve sexual violence thrust upon them, and that dressing a certain way is not an invitation to be raped. But I feel that this is something we've always known, or at least that this walk maybe could have been more meaninfgul in the late 70's. Like my handicapped comparison, when do we ever say it is okay to call a mentally or physically challenged person a retard? We all know it isn't, and we've known for a long time. Slutwalk should just say that, by dressing up like this we are opposing sexual violence. It's that easy. I think the ironic thing is that there are probably some actual perverts who will go to the event, rah-rah support everything, and take a ton of photos of every day girls, including their friends, dressed up like sluts to add to their spank-banks later. Count on it. Slutwalk is like saying, "you know that off coloured comment you make in your home sometimes when watching the news...don't say that comment anymore."
I'm scared, however. Call me prudish, but I'm frightened that the Slutwalk will have unwanted side effects. I'm scared that the awareness called to sexual harassment and violence based on dress will give younger and more naiive women the idea that it is okay to dress however you please in any setting and you shouldn't be commented on it. Some outfits are inappropriate for a business setting. And as long as we live in a society that says your breasts shouldn't be exposed as they are an object of sexual obsession, you should probably put them away. How's this for backwards? Facebook probably will publish tons of photos of slutwalk, featuring semi-exposed breasts, but photos of breastfeeding mothers are still deleted from their pages prompting probably one of the biggest usergroups on facebook ('hey facebook, breastfeeding is not obscene').
Maybe I'm missing the point of Slutwalk. No, wait, I read it again. "No one is responsible for violence perpetrated against them, no matter what they where, who they associate with, or who they are." Um, gonna have to disagree. I get that the entire thing is about not blaming victims, but really, if you're hanging around dangerous offenders, shouldn't you take a step back and think maybe that, "this is dangerous." I have news for everyone. Humans are animals. A very sophisticated animal, but an animal nonetheless. If you broke into a tiger pen, and the tiger mauled you, are they going to blame you or the tiger? Yeah, so if you hang around dangerous and unpredictable individuals that act more like wild animals than 'civilized humans' (<- what exactly is that anyway) don't you get a little bit of the blame?
Slutwalk, I applaud thee for your work. It is, however, in my opinion, misplaced.
New Music
Leave it to Rural Alberta Advantage out of Toronto, ON, to take a song about something so close to Albertan's hearts and rip it to shreds. This is effectually the second single off of their sophmore release Departing, after 'Stamp'. Although, depending on where you live, it might even be the first song you've heard from them. Unless you have CBC Radio 3. If you don't where you live, I recommend Sirius/XM (Channel 152 on Sirius).
RAA have been praised as having the signature sound Arcade Fire is known for, and were given critical acclaim for their debut album Hometowns.
What is Departing to me? It is great background music that you can fall asleep or chill to, but is it relevant in the long run? Probably not. However, it's nice to see another Albertan band kicking ass in the Indie seen, and being heard on major market radio (such as Sonic 102.9FM here in Edmonton, or perhaps Sirius' Alt Nation). This after Tokyo Police Club and U.S.S. have had fantastic success nationally and even internationally. Nils Edenloff, guitarist, frontman and songwriter grew up in Fort MacMurray, Alberta, which is where he is said to draw his influence from. In that respect, I'd expect to hear something along the lines of Rocky Votolato; dark and dirty lovesongs relating to endless turmoil of hard labor. However, there is something about RAA that is even more stripped down than even Votolato's solo efforts, and something seems to be missing. I question what 'grew up' refers to. I grew up in Clareview, and that doesn't influence my songwriting at all. I'm sure I could make some great stories about it though. This is my biggest problem with the song 'Tornado 87' - a title and song imagry which makes reference to the F4 tornado (although analysts discuss that it should have been an F5 classification) that hit Edmonton in what we call 'black friday' - Friday 31 July, 1987 where 27 people were killed, and over 1000 left homeless. The imagry in the song does paint a wonderfully bleak picture relating to a romance gone bad, but it makes light of a deeply personal Canadian tragedy for some. I imagine this was not the band's intention, but someone relatively new in their career should not make such mistakes, in my opinion.
Rural Alberta Advantage, although they sound a bit thin, and Edenloff's voice can become trying at times, is not difficult to listen to, and in my opinion mostly well written. I wish I could say more, but quite honestly, their music does not jump out at you as much as their colleagues in Tokyo Police Club or USS, or their comparitive comrades like Arcade Fire.
Rural Alberta Advantage - Departing (Paper Bag Records 2011) - 6/10
Check them out here: http://www.theraa.com/
On The Streets
On the streets is a section where I take pictures of interesting things and share them. So a lot of the time they're going to be cars. But sometimes they'll be things like bylaw officers speeding, or a cop talking on his cellular phone while driving. This is the whole point, after all, of Out My Passenger Window.
This was spotted on 81st Avenue behind Sanctuary. It is indeed a 1978 AMC Concord D/L Coupe. It has the original vinyl landau roof, and colour keyed interior. These cars were available with a 3.8L V6, 4.2L V6, or the 304 AMC V8. Judging on how low keyed this car was, we're willing to bet it's the standard 3.8L V6 with a 3 speed automatic. These cars were built in Brampton, Ontario by American Motors before their bankruptcy and takeover by Chrysler in 1986, who dropped all vehicles except the Jeep line, and revamped the Eagle line to suit their own needs. These cars were based on the predecessor Hornet, and went on to become the AMC Eagle; essentially the world's first 'crossover' car/SUV. In a survey by Popular Mechanics in 1978, when asked if new owners had any complaints with their cars, 30% of Concord owners responded 'none' thus creating a new record for PM's survey at that time. I just love the idea that this car is still driving around with no problems after all these years. It's not your usual collector car by any standard, and it is in amazing survivor shape.
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